"Do yourself a favor and go to Shipley's instead."
"My favorite pizza in town."
"This is the best pharmacy in the area. The pharmacists are friendly and have called my doctor on my behalf many times. Love them!"
"I know it's hard to order anything but a burger here because they're so good, but try a hot dog. It will change your life."
"This line makes the cluster**** at Heathrow seem like a walk in the park."