Matt Lane 👾🔫

"Biggest rat infestation in Royal Oak. Stay away!"

"The trick to growing a bodacious beard is to drink a lot of orange juice and play a shit ton of video games."

"Order the milk steak."

"Ask for Clutchy and order the Crunch Daddy Supreme. It's not on the menu. ;)"

"You can purchase tickets to shows at The Majestic, Magic Stick, and Royal Oak Music Theatre here."

"The stall in the men's bathroom is a portal to the future."