"The food! But 2 meals for the price of one is crazy."
"$12 cuts now but still exceeds anything you'd get at Great Clips and the like"
"Don't drink too much. That asphalt surface is no bed of feathers when your drunk ass can't stand up anymore."
"There's nowhere to officially park your bicycle and someone's bound to have a problem with where you put it so beware of that... or just tell 'em to suck it, you're saving the Earth!"
"Watch and make sure they actually cut your hair and not just wet it, trim the sides and mess the top with their hand."
"Careful, if you get more than one offer when you check in, they'll only let you use one."