"Wifi is the one with #5009 in the name and the password is 5009*marcos"
"Don't come during the noon-1PM lunch hour. Very crowded then!"
"They have free wifi. Ask them for the user name/password--it changes."
"Wifi password is hopdoddyguest (all 1 word)"
"Order your fries well done. Unfortunately I don't think they do "Animal Style.""
"Try the pie. You know you want to. And you won't regret it."