"Check out that pig skin"
"Hurry in to sample the mango habenero sauce this week only!"
"Seashells hurt your feet like hell right at the shore"
"They have a selection of free snacks and drinks for customers :)"
"This location no longer accepts foursquare deals. ):"
"Parmesean Garlic wings are disgusting unless you thought you were ordering Italian Dressing wings."