"Get to know the faculty and students of the dept., they really are an awesome group of individuals."
"Do this thing called "close your frickin' mouth" when the movie starts. Mmk?"
"Go to the 1st level if you want some mild silence. Orange chairs or gray cushions = ultimate comfort. :]"
"Get the computers near the back or front row. The middle ones are "work when they want to's". :)"
"Be a loyal and sweet customer! They're nice people. I just got a free orange!"
"Get the burrito! The best."