"I didn't know this place was a bar, hahahaha"
"If you have to drive around in this area-beware.... Bums don't regard traffic signs"
"So the state of California bans cell phones while driving...but electric billboards are okay? Hmm"
"1% Charge to cash a check and FREE MONEY ORDERS!"
"No longer a water ride, but still fun. Height requirement is 54" and you MUST be at least 10 years old to participate."
"Be able to follow instructions well...Ride Operators are very impatient. NO PREFERRED SEATING!!!!! YOU WILL GET WET NO MATTER WHERE YOU SIT!!!!!"