"Burgers are made with high-quality, local beef but are cooked to death. If you get one ask for it medium rare."
"Galley doesn't open until 10 a.m."
"The backscatter X-ray machines are NOT obligatory, and may be harmful to your health. Opt out, people! I saw many, many people volunteering to go through these without being having been selected."
"Have the zesty red bell burger. Thumbs up."
"If asked whether you have any paper in your pockets, you are being selected for the backscatter X-ray machine. Opt out: these machines may cause unknown health risks."
"Avoid this place if you can. Terrible, overpriced haircut. Less than one week out and I'm gonna have to go to another barber to fix mess they made."