"Vanilla chocolate swirl cone....yes Lawd!"
"Always take your Advantage Card, and clip those coupons, because they'll double all coupons $0.99 or less."
"If the schedule says 7:56, be outside by 7:50. Y'all know Port Authority runs when they want to."
"Never sit in the first few seats. Reserve those for the elderly. And if you do sit there, get up when they get on the bus, cuz that could be YOUR gramdma or granddad that needs that seat."
"The best hot dogs in the city are at JR's and Steve's. Period."
"Love love love Oakland, but traffic is always a nightmare. Thank God for Originals!"