"Good bread, great prices!"
"Got rid of the assault rifles! Good job guys!"
"Urinals so low you gotta use the Senator Larry Craig stance! Lmao"
"FINALLY ALMOST DONE!!!! LOL SMELL THE PAINT FUMES!"
"This "coffee" is an insult to coffee everywhere! This is hot ass water!"
"Suffering from no highway access! City of Parma step up! Small businesses get your shit in gear and fill the vacancies!"