"Laundry is $1 to wash an &1 to dry. Complimentary detergent and fabric softener."
"After you've been disappointed by no Abita on tap, ask for it in a bottle. It's a fais-do-disappointment."
"Ask for Abita on tap. Unfortunately you'll be disappointed."
"Friskies is served promptly at 4:30 pm."
"Free wifi but it's ad sponsored and pretty slow."
"Catch that Pepsi spirit. Drink it in!"