"It's prohibitively expensive to send a fax here, go to the library instead."
"Isn't calling someone a "lunk" a pretty judgemental thing to do?"
"When they say the "hot" wings are hotter than they used to e, THEY MEAN IT!"
"This place has the best beer selection in the 21206 and always reminds me of TMBG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEXqs_RGgqs&feature=youtube_gdata_player"
"I'll never understand why the 7/16ths OSB is hidden in the back."
"Valentines day pro-tip: the tulips are hidden by the hot meal area and not in the flower section with the more expensive stuff."