"Not open on Tuesdays, so don't even bother..."
"First time I've ever been disappointed by Whataburger food. Won't come back to this location..."
"The rails are to keep drunks from hitting all the expensive equipment. Try not to drink and drive like a moron."
"Check out a City Council meeting and get involved in local government!"
"All the ladies should try the log flume. Its the best ride in the park."