"Lobster is very fresh. And don't forget to order the banana creme pie."
"Eat lunch at Joey's Hotdogs."
"They always have a good cigar selection in the grab bag."
"The breakfast burrito is HUGE and awesome. Also - cash only."
"Order the fresh guac, not the "dip". The fresh is a large bowl and excellent."
"Watch out for the highway patrol on the route from Abingdon. There is always someone getting pulled."