"The best food and drinks (especially cocktails) are at One Flew South in Concourse E"
"The jeans here come in extra-extra-long, if you're into that sort of thing."
"Try the Frida Kahlo with pulled pork - best nachos ever!"
"The rainbow roll has lots of fresh fish on it!"
"Never ever accept a room on the first floor here. Also, be prepared to define "rare" to the chef at the steakhouse."