Erika Shira

"Enjoy a meal from authentic 1960s serving pieces while waiting for the rotary phone to ring!"

""Entering Eliot.""

"Cheap interior wash, waiting area that sells Red Bull. Can shoot water guns at cars in the car wash while they do your interior."

"During the evening it's crammed full of young professionals. During the day it's less busy but there are plenty of asshats in fur coats who don't care that other people might want to use the aisles."

"I'm not about to leave a tip because then you people will go buy the entire stock of whatever I recommend and there won't be any for me."

"Innkeepers Alicia and Kathleen are really nice and helpful. Great place to stay."