"Very unimpressed. My latte just tastes like very weak coffee, and I think the milk they used had gone sour. For what it was, the price was WAY too expensive."
"I just bought the new iPad. Holy crap! I'm officially a member of the club :-)"
"They went out of business. I definitely cried a little."
"I love that they have FREE wifi. Unlike Starbucks... Asses."
"Spicy wonton soup. Enough said."