"Here's a tip: don't play leap-frog with a unicorn."
"Pint and a pound isn't such a great deal now: $8 instead of $6 and the wings were small and very dry/overlooked. Bummer, used to love it."
"Come party with the 4 horsemen."
"I'm a Magic Hat employee and avid home brewer, and Horseheads Brewing surpassed my expectations! Try this beet, a true micro brewery with interesting flavors!"