"I am retroactively sad that I ate at other burger joints when I could have been eating at uneedaburger..."
"Bathroom is a disgusting smelling portapotty that you need a key for."
"Great selection & a friendly staff!"
"The chili fries have corn in them!"
"Feel a bit exposed in the bathroom stalls..."
"The baklava is a bit on the dry side if you're used to it being drenched in honey"