"It's hot in here, Slytherin's! Get naked to keep cool and look sexy!"
"All doors open at Albany so go in the opposite direction of where all the people are headed to. You'll most likely find a car where there's very little passengers already seated."
"Come in naked. We are a nudist colony and prefer to stay free of clothes."
"If you're not a small/medium you'll be out of luck. They have sizes for twig girls only and a little section for large/xl."
"My mom is pooping here."
"If you don't get the green tea ice cream for dessert, you're missing out!"