"Be prepared to wait.... Forever..."
"Ummm please stop checking into my house if you're not here..."
"So the cafeteria closes at 2pm on the east pavilion... You know.. When people eat lunch. .. So beware.. Cafeteria closes at lunch."
"Whoa, one of these photos smells like a HIPPA violation."
"Fr. Michael is quite possibly the best priest I've ever met. After he left, I wasn't motivated to go to church anymore. Fr. Manolo is atrocious."