"Woodland creatures play here."
"You can see the milky way here."
"If the Drive-Thru line is long (like at lunch), go inside! I'm usually out the door before the car that would have been in front of me has even ordered."
"Bad return policy. Don't lose your receipt. No store credit even."
"Cheap Big Gulp refills - so keep your cups!"
"Free parking for guests. Lots of places in the city charge you extra for parking."