"Service is SO slow! I don't understand why the food takes so long when all they serve are sandwiches and soup!? Also ridiculous that the cashiers have to physically carry the orders to the kitchen."
"United is the WORST most ARCHAiC Airline known to mankind. Upgrade your seat & you still WON'T be invited to first class. Snack or TV en route?! Forget about it. helpful people during check in? NONE"
"Slowest service ever & sub par guac."
"strong drinks & good eats! you can't go wrong with the appetizer of the day!"