"The food is bland use lots of hot sauce. The service is terrible. The servers try to pretend you're not there in hopes that you leave before they have to do any work"
"T.s.a is checking my bag"
"Getting groped by the tsa"
"The space is cool. The beef is ok. The staff is lame."
"Don't climb on the monument. The cops don't like that."
"Find another place for your outdoor needs. The staff is"