"If you see Andrew Everfeather at this location, be sure to give him lots of water. He is desperately thirsty"
"Slowest mcdonalds ever..."
"Has gone to total dump in the last 6 months. Employees have gotten rude as hell, have not gotten my order right even though I order the same thing, also and their wifi name is meant to harass someone"
"Dont forget to check your bowie knives and long barrel guns in with the door girl on Friday and Saturday nights"
"The cops that have been here since they opened have been real douchebags. So much for getting donuts while they are around"
"Flagged as closed. Tired of mayor squatters"