"Complementary (GOOD) coffee and cookies in the morning. Beware of the decaf."
"Tips over za/zo kloppen, maar sta nu op vrijdag ook al 30 in een rij bij de kassa!"
"IJsfontein has moved to the building at the end of the street: Haarlem wreef 4-6"
"Come early, bring lunch."
"Of Mary makes meatballs... :-D"
"Do not, I repeat Do Not trust this mayor!"