"You can't go wrong with the Culinary Nomad or Rita's Crepes!"
"It's now Ocean Sands K-9 Resort, and still great!"
"Please don't get in line unless you know how to pump gas and where your Costco card is. Ok? Thanks."
"Try to get a room on 6 West. The nursing team on that wing is the best!"
"If you choose a hospital solely based on their Wi-Fi availability, don't come here. You have to re-authenticate every 5-10 minutes and you lose connectivity at the drop of a hat."
"Skip the cafeteria and head across the street to Whole Foods. Unless you like prison food."