"Pbr only $1.50 during happy hour!"
"Visit the hudson, their sister bar!"
"Mocachino flavor contrast isn't the worst I've had..."
"For the record, this is my lil sisters house, this is her nickname from me, and all u people checking in here...that's ridiculous...u havent"
"The new location is so fancy, they have juice boxes! And bottled water and coffee and fancy big screens to watch while u wait! So nice!"