"The guacamole is a little runny/watery"
"Have the house fries rather than the crinkle cut!"
"The beds are fantastic!"
"Customer service has greatly improved. Go here instead of Lowes when in Sierra Vista."
"Try the Gyro Sandwich - Excellent! The meat is moist and the tsatziki is delicious!"
"If you're driving east from New Mexico, get gas about ten miles sooner because the price jumps about ten cents when you get to the Pilot on the border."