"Try the Szechuan pork chops. OMG."
"Check the linens for bedbugs"
"Bring your own soap. Can't get bar soap at this property. or save your soap budget by staying in the superior Motel 6 half a mile away."
"Avoid this place. Shabby, & poor service Linens frayed and stained. Hallways noisy. Manager is so indifferent one might wonder whether he's contemptuous of his guests or merely his employer."
"Katie the bartender always takes good care if us on Wednesday and Friday nights."