Bethany Fortner

"Their 72% dark chocolate is dairy-free!"

"$5 wash on Wednesdays!"

"Lemon sorbet with strawberries!"

"They take credit cards now!"

"My dad (who isn't attached to my account) called them up and they gave him all the information he wanted on it: balance, recent transactions, etc. They don't give a damn about privacy."

"Cheap glass water bottle! $8/18oz. There's a 16oz one at Whole Foods for at least $20."