Fahad Alam

"Almost stepped in dog bowel movements here but then: it turned out to be human."

"Someone keyed my bumper and security said they won't do anything about it."

"Perfect, fast service, friendly staff, and the food-poisoning the next day wasn't even that bad!"

"Hangover? Dollar tacos? Heck yea!"

"Hi, don't forget to tip your valet!"