"Three Extraordinary Gentlemen: Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Glenlivet, and Mr. Macallan [18yrs]. Ask for them by name."
"Scott is probably the best most-knowledgeable person to encounter here. Ask for him!"
"She's big, brown and heavy. That's why we keep her in the back. She responds to "New Castle". plug her quick."
"We've got the best damn popcorn machine on the block! Grab a basket and munch away!"
"Leave your Miller Lite at the door!!!'"
"Full pack of bacon to the person who can get rid of the neighbor's yappy toy pooch!"