"You can mooch wifi from hastings the closer you sit to the front door."
"This place is closed. Visit the location at Fiesta Square 2 miles north."
"The sausage biscuits are pretty good."
"The Hot Tea is potent and awesome."
"Going at lunch for the buffet is way more worth your time than going for the dinner menu..."
"Carnitas are the way to go. Avoid the steak."