"Use the front staircase and you'll enter the main room right by the stage. Perfect for those late entrances on crowded nights."
"Checking in for Harvest Bowl? Soak up that beer with an order of Rock n' Roll Fries. You'll thank us tomorrow morning."
"Get a tsunami, a chihuahua, a spicy redneck, and a large tots. Have them deliver to your bar of choice. Done."
"We'd like to rename this venue "FanBridge Music Hall" because our clients always seem to play here. Check out Stage 2 for free shows!"
"Sometimes they park by our office. We love the peanut butter ice cream with choc. chip, or the guinness with salted double chocolate cookies. Please don't leave 6th ave, Coolhaus!"
"It's invite only, but snag one and you'll see a screening of a noteworthy and upcoming film!"