"the blonde bartender with the ample chest thinks the world revolves around her and can get away with being a raging bitch"
"There's a retrofitted Huey Helicopter right in the center of this USO!"
"share Al's Special with a friend! Instagram fast, it will disappear in a blink"
"This is the best Chinese Restaurant in the area!"
"Get here early, even if you have a table you have to wait in line"
"Follow the USO on Twitter: @the_USO"