"Employees must be thinking they are operating a complicated nuclear power station: no chance of having my chocolate marble warmed up a little as this would be "against protocol" get a life guys!"
"Yellow tail is great! However, today they run out..."
"Beautiful location by the beach. However, the food is just ok. And they charge a 5% service charge. Very rare in Thailand."
"Guys you don't need to load everything with garlic...just had a margherita pizza...and it would have been better without it, and with real mozzarella rather than cheddar cheese."
"Tuna steak is good guys! Even if the waitresses are joking on the fact I only eat that by now...good pricing, best food on bath road."
"This is not a genuinely Italian pasta experience para nada! Let's not be fooled by the cute decor. Its pasta is over-cooked, drenched in burnt garlic tomato sauces. It is cheap guys, but not good."