"Just don't even bother to come here..."
"Try the hot porridge on a cold morning!"
"Snacks in the vending machine here are about double high street prices, contain your hunger..."
"...basically, don't come here unless what you are after is a fairly large adventure playground, not much in the way of animals..."
"Going to London bridge? Stand just past the bin near the dlr platform for the foot of the stairs when you pull in ;)"