"Don't listen to Peter! He's lame and is probably friends with the "pregnant" girl and crazy homeless guy"
"Pain is weakness leaving the body"
"Try the Tristan's burger! It has crack in it!"
"The creamiest creamy chicken pasta this side of the Mississippi"
"25% OFF EVERYTHING NEXT DOOR AT THE RUGBY STORE!!! 10% of proceeds go to The Pink Pony Fund. Promotion ends 10/11/10"