"Ordered 45 mins ago. We are the only table here and no sign of food, no offer of drinks and zero service! Very disappointing!"
"I am the mayor and Monica barten will never take my crown!!!"
"Need to have a fast ticket machine for pass holders!!"
"There's a cute barman with dark hair and lots of tattoos that my friend Kate has her eye on..."
"The spot prizes for the Tuesday pub quiz are fixed!!"