"Better tip: don't be a jerk, but do help make this neighborhood a nicer place!"
"Half price cheesesticks or ched'r'peppers today? Yes plz!! (may 19)"
"Try the soda mixer! Cherry vanilla dr pepper, various mello yellows, also functions as a suicide booth."
"I told you to stay outta my shed!! Now I'm gonna eat yer brains!"
"Piggy pie pizza is amazing!"