"High bacteria. No swimming allowed. Kinda scummy but has potential if taken properly. Hill area is loaded with anthills. Stick to flat areas."
"No free parking. $15 to park in lot, unless you have beach sticker. Some parking for The Cupboard only. They Will tow you. Cops patrol regularly and Will have you towed immediately."
"My specialty: original Caesar on flour with steak. No croutons or feta. Add celery and cucumbers. Delish"
"The tower room has a great view and tub that fits two."
"Ssshhh....a quiet retreat"