"Bar 25 is known as "Alex's Seat""
"Get drinks from Matt Barry. He's supes dreamy...."
"If you poop faster than 3 min, youre probably the mayor."
"I know how to spell Mezzanine."
"If you want service for your shitty ass smartphone, put it flat on the floor."
"Reseal the wet wipes or I will stab you with a broken broomstick, Dahmer style."