"Okay if you were a red frog you would probably be like hey there is a whole thing going on here and so I will hide out and observe because I am a frog. But it's alright."
"Everything I need? Please. Not a drop of hard liquor in the place."
"Waited ten minutes for no server. Idiocy, especially in an airport"
"Stay away from the clam strips. I should have known better than to order clam strips at a weird ass NYC diner. Jesus I'm retarded."
"Be nice to the silly animals :D"