"Slowest and worst elevators ever."
"Been looking for a good shop since I moved to Chicago. Too many shops with a snobby attitude, but not this one. Great people, lots of back issues, and a short walk from home. Now my regular store."
"The best food in Chicago."
"This is the worst Checkers ever. Took ages to get my food. Watched the Manager argue with a customer over an incorrect order while the employees stood around and didn't make food."
"Please clean up after your dogs! And stop them from digging holes."