"These are my favorite wings anywhere. I struggle to eat wings anywhere else because they are not the same. Get the Wing and Strip combo with seasoned fries."
"This is the best Thai downtown. You won't regret eating here. Duck curry is a major highlight, finished hot table side."
"The only thing tastier than the rips are the pies. $2 Hamms on game day because Jay Cuttler drinks here whenever the Bears are in town."
"There is no better place for after hours binge eating than Golden Fleece. Get a flaming cheese and the number 3 combo, you won't regret it. Ask for Ali, that's not really his name but he goes by it."
"Ask Walt to do the Waltimore shuffle. If you sing the DMX Remix of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and order a shot of Jamo he will do it for sure. Half priced bagels on Tuesday."
"Don't get the Rasta wings, they will make you hate your life."