"Maybe they're still going through opening pains, but don't bother ordering anything that doesn't come out of a deep fryer. Over cooked mushy pasta. Bland sauces. 🙁"
"Bought a Turkish pastry with mold in it. Dude was not shocked."
"The first mercantile nuclear powered vessel in the world. A great example of atomic optimism and mid century modern design."
"This salon actually has proper ventilation, no polish headache!"
"I know it sounds crazy, but get the cheese steak spring roll."
"The food quality increases with the amount of time you haven't lived in the southwest. It's no Monroe's (ABQ), but it'll do."