"Jen is such a great masseuse!"
"Don't eat here. That is the best tip I have. The crack whore waitress just chewed oit a woman who appears to be 100 years old. Not necessary."
"The beet salad is to die for!"
"The pumpkin pancakes are amazing! Not too sweet, and just enough spice."
"Avoid. Hideous service."
"Suzi does amazing cuts and color!"