"DANGER: Super slippery floors."
"Whatever hype they may have left, don't believe it. Disinterested (at best) service, served up with plenty of "attitude." Sad, because the food's decent and there's still not much else in the hood."
"Great little dive. Wifi password: amusements3333"
"Heads-up: They don't take VISA."
"If you don't already know it, the largest collection of American whiskey on the planet in the truly gorgeous Whiskey Library. Now over 250 different bottles. This is why you live in Chicago."