Mark Ford

"Generally poor food and drink choice, smaller than the pictures make it look"

"The only complimentary beer is Carling. 1 red, 1 white wine. No complimentary brandy."

"Disappointing breakfast. No eggs, no toast. Tiny bread rolls that you couldn’t put anything in. I had to ask twice for knives. The staff act like they don’t want to be here… I don’t blame them"

"Good curry. Stick to the cobra though… the Tikka Gold was not all that"

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"3G coverage is pretty sketchy. There's a public wifi hotspot near reception."